The Audacity of New Acronyms or Putting the Pretty First

Mere nanoseconds after the introduction of Sarah Palin as the Republican vice-presidential nominee, the web site VPilf.com was born. Slightly disgusted at the direction of this new 'narrative', I decided that I should level the playing field and insist that objectification be done to the men as well. So, for your scruitiny, I present a series of other acronyms that the Palin nomination should have created.

First (appropriately enough), there's the "FirstDudeilf" in Todd Palin:



Because behind every sexy libarian is an even sexier hunting, snowmobiling Alaskan daddy bear. Woof.

Next is "FSilf" where FS stands for first son...and that first son would be soldier Track Palin (seriously? Track? What the hell is up with these names?)

I've actually seen a poll that asked if Track should be used to get out the gay vote for the Republicans. Hilarious.

Lastly, is the "FS-in-LTBilf" that being Levi Johnston (and its First Son in Law to Be for you acronymically challenged). Holy balls, that boy's hot. Makes me want to revisit my Mystery, Alaska fantasies. Dang.

I didn't include the hot scruffy one because we've ALL seen that one and who wants to be repetitive. At least we know his pipe is working given one of the hockey rinks sponsors!

And once this circus gets into office (and I fully believe they will), at least there will be something to keep me going as I sob quietly in the corner and watch Creationism taught in schools, the Supreme Court becomes more like Focus on the Family and the likes of Philis Shafley and Elaine Donnelly become regular visitors to the White House. Sigh.