Scenes from the Office - Volume II - Running Vs. Sex

A conversation between me and my officemate, Joho...

Me: I still don't know how you haven't had sex this year. If I didn't have that release, I'd have lost it long ago.

Joho: I'm up to running 50 miles a week. Don't talk to me about a release.

Me: You're becoming like a priest, you know.

Joho: But I'm a fast priest.

Pause...

Me: jokingly...I had sex twice last weekend.

Joho: rolling his eyes and looking down...Sigh. I wish my junk had as much mileage as my legs do.