Ah, the Office Banter Is Back

Truly, I love my officemate. He's hilarious, hyper and rather cute. And will get on my case about anything, no holds barred. He rocks (and he doesn't smell!). This morning, we had this conversation:

Joho: (looking despondently at his drooping Powerbar) I hate flaccid snacks.

Me: Dude, me too.

Joho: Well, with you, at least you have methods to make it a little stiff. What am I going to do with this? Put it in the freezer? Then it'll be so hard I can't bite into it.

Me: I feel your pain man, but then using teeth in my world is frowned on.

Joho: I guess I could suck it, but I'd have to ask you for technique advice...