A Sign of the Times

I love eBay. Antique sports photos, woodblock prints, souvenirs from the 1901 World's Fair and some lesbian acting troupe photos for my favorite sister in law...all stuff I've bid on, obsessively checked second by second to see if I've been outbid and then either rejoiced or cursed after I won the right to send some anonymous seller my hard earned money. Good times. Truly this whacked out website has become the world's flea market.

This, however, shows how far we've gone. Mike Jones is selling the infamous 'massage table' where the un-Christian man-on-man sex went down. In other words, its the place where Ted Haggard liked to get f****d. At least it's being sold for charity. No word if a souvenir crack pipe comes with it...